There is a FUN woman named Terri
who married a Joe – not a Larry
She tutors and reaches
who married a Joe – not a Larry
She tutors and reaches
each child that she teaches
She loves a chocolate-dipped cherry
Terri works puzzles and quilts,
which she does ’til her fingers get wilts
She sorts, and she reads
She hates to pull weeds
She’s never walked on high stilts
Ter has four sons who are cool
and daughters-in-law who are jewels
Four grand-kids – the BEST!
She’s so very blessed
She has no need for a mule
Ter has a sister named Mare
together, they make quite a pair
They pitch with much GLEE!
They laugh ’til they pee
Their husbands?
They just go upstairs
Ter’s favorite movie is “Sense”
Hugh Grant!
The drama’s intense!
We cry every time
It’s oh, so sublime
A chick flick – not one for the gents
Ter loves the beach with the girls
The hot tub! And all of its swirls!
They munch and they swim
For a week, skip the gym
No one cares to make curls
For a week, skip the gym
No one cares to make curls
Ter will help anyone out
That’s what her heart is about
She loves a good book,
does not like to cook
but she’ll do it, with mostly no pout
That’s what her heart is about
She loves a good book,
does not like to cook
but she’ll do it, with mostly no pout
Ter, happy birthday to you!
I hope you don’t have to make stew
Sleep in, soak your feet
Don’t play in the street
Enjoy whatever you do!
The end
p.s. love you, Ter!
Mare! This is GREAT! I love it!
Thanks, your are MY best friend, too